manabananafox said: Needs more ninja dicks
That can be arranged.
There is too much to like here. From underbellies being destroyed by dicks, to jumpsuits with removable crotch flaps, to the band playing what kind of sounds like the theme song from the cartoon, everything is amazing here.
Coolcoolbite is my new favorite whatever the hell they play band. Though I am disappointed that the band wasn’t fucking the turtles, AS THE TITLE SO CLEARLY STATED
"The Duchess, escorted to her appointed throne."
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Holy shit someone hacked the internet
So I guess people are following this thing? Guess I should post. Expect some updates over the next week.
I dunno, who? You gonna tell me, buddy? I’d really like to know who nerdy anal. Is it that Urkel kid?
This was possibly the least sexy two minutes I’ve seen in quite a while. Not because of the action, no sir, but because of THE GUY DOING THE WHOLE “Camera Chat” THING. Know how some people talk to babies, or kittens? Imagine this, but with a buttplug. “Oh goodness, you’re so cute~ You have a buttplug in your asshole~”
Figure this is as good a first post as any. Video seems pretty standard.
Question for you kids - Should I be including images or links to these videos here? I still haven’t figured if that’d be in poor taste, but then again, tumblr. Give me your thoughts, toss me suggestions with links, and I’ll try to actually update this one once in a blue moon.